Deep down in the jungle where no traveller ever goes,
There lived a man called Tarzan who had muscles but no clothes.
When he came hurtling through the treetops, swinging out upon a vine,
The girls all swooned around him 'cos he looked so goddarn fine.He gave the chicks a wave as he swished from limb to limb,
Glad of all those hours pumping iron at the gym
He smiled and praised his luck and thought "I'm cooler than a cat
"and I'm hungry, hope that girl back home's got dinner sorted out."Meanwhile in his treehouse, a young girl who's name was Jane
Cooking and a-cleaning it was driving her insane
"I need to get some fresh air, need to get some relaxation
I think I'll jog up to the stream for a bit of recreation"She slipped into her Nike shoes and trotted up the track
When she got into a rhythm there could be no turning back
As she ran into a clearing what a funny sight she spied,
King Kong in his Asics, shorts and singlet, smiling wide."Howz it going Kingy?" she asked brightly with a grin
"Not far today I've got this niggling pain along my shin"
"Can I run along beside you for a k or maybe 2?
We can talk about your training and how your finding those new shoes"So they trotted out together, through the trees and 'long the hedgerow
As they ran they talked about all sorts of subjects high and low.
Soon they found a simple joy in sharing their activity
And they went back to his Kong-cave to continue their proclivity.Tarzan got back to his tree house, hoping for his dinner
But he looked around in vain, because no food, nor Jane was in there.
"Bugger me she's gone and left me, though I can't believe the reason,
How could anyone want to leave a guy like me who is so handsome?"The moral of this story it is plain for all to see
There is more to love's attraction than just swinging through a tree
Forget your preening, weights work, showing off and social cunning
If you want to get yourself a girl you'd better get out RUNNING!
Cool Running 21.11.03.
